求助有关圣诞节故事的英文剧本。5人表演的

Brother Like That

A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.

"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.

Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.

Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.

"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother

like that."

Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?"

"Oh yes, Id love that."

After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"

Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.

He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.

"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."

Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "

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哥哥的心愿

圣诞节时、保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车 圣诞节当天，保罗离开开办公室时！一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车，十分赞叹地问：

"先生、这是你的车？"

保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物！"男孩满0163脸惊讶 支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物 没花^你你一分钱?天哪?我真希望也能………"

保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么、他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥！但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料，

"我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥!"男孩继续说、

保罗惊愕地看着那男孩、冲口而出地说："你⁸⁸⁹⁰要不要坐我的车去兜风？"

"哦？当然好了？我太想坐了!"

车开了一小段路后!那孩子转过头来，眼睛^闪闪闪发亮,对我说："先生，你能不能把车子开到我家门前?"

保罗微笑？他知道道孩子想干什么？那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀，让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家？但是这次保罗又猜错了?"^你你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前?"男孩要求道？

男孩9238跑上了阶梯？过过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了 但动作似乎有些缓慢、原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了,将他安置在第一个台阶上?紧紧地抱着他，指着7599那辆新车，

只4138听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看，这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车，这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦？将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车、到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时,挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了,就象我告诉过你的那样？"

保罗走下车子？把跛脚脚男孩抱到车子的前座 兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子 坐在弟弟的身旁?就这样他们三人开始始一次令人难忘的假日兜风！

那个圣诞夜？保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施施比受更有福"的道理？

圣诞节搞笑小品英语 剧本 急急急 星期五之前要

《亚伯拉罕献以撒》

人员：亚伯拉罕！以撒!二个仆人（小晴。小王）驴（需二人幕后配备）、

第一幕：陈设房间床榻

开场⁵⁸⁶⁶夜间：公鸡三声?亚伯^拉拉罕出现？

亚伯拉罕在林中出来?听鸡叫（刚睡醒的姿态。双手开了门，在大门口度步看看东方（白）呀 天快亮了?我要进去祷告。拜一拜神！面对大众见证自已蒙恩的经历（白）我亚伯拉罕，耶和华把我从迦勒底吾珥呼呼召出来。带我进入迦迦南美地。还应许这地赐给我后裔为业？赐福给我羊群?牛群！仆婢众多，我一百岁神赐给我儿子以撒,现在已经长大！、耶和华是我的神、我要敬拜他 （白后）进过门内！亚伯拉罕正要跪下祷告时刻,

幕后声音出来说：亚伯拉罕？亚伯拉罕。

亚伯拉罕说： 神啊,我在这里！（姿态立既跪下。举手望天!以下连说啊门，）

使者说： 你带着你的儿子 就就是你独生的儿子？你最所爱的以撒,往摩利^亚亚山去、把他献为燔祭

亚伯拉罕说： 啊门（亚伯拉罕^又又走出大门口 向着东方远望。向着众人）

亚伯拉罕白： 啊！天还没有亮！哈利路呀?耶和华神呼召我把以撒献给他！哈利路呀?耶和华是创造天地万物大能的神,耶和华叫人富足，叫人贫穷,叫人死？叫人复活！都在于于耶和华手中 耶和华叫我儿子以撒死。也会叫我以撒复活 哈利路呀,遵命，遵命，（（白后）又走进门内!

亚伯拉罕呼叫： 撒拉，撒拉,撒拉?快起来!带着你的儿子以撒出来、有事分咐？

幕后撒拉应声： 我主亚伯拉罕!婢女就来，（撒拉拉领着以撒的手出现?姿态到了台前!撒拉!以撒供手同声说）：主啊婢女在这里有何吩咐!

以撒也说： 爸儿子在这里。有何吩咐，（亚伯拉罕姿态是欢欢喜喜、）

亚伯拉罕说： 撒拉、今天我和我儿子以撒一同往摩利亚山去拜拜耶和华我们的神!

撒拉说： 摩利亚山往来多少路程、

亚伯拉罕说： 往来路程需要六天

撒拉说： 我主啊,2150以撒年纪轻轻，这么远的路程、他怎么好走呢?（亚伯拉罕有责备的姿态）

亚伯拉罕说： 啊?你真无知，耶和华是我们的神 是我们世世代代的磐石?是我我们的依靠？我们敬拜神？应把他从小带到^祭祭坛前学会敬拜耶和华真神 使他从小认认识真神。我们应该趁着他还年小的时候学会存敬畏的心!

撒拉说： 我主啊!婢女遵命

亚伯拉罕说： 撒拉你过去,预备备好饼和水？作我们路上的食物、

撒拉说： 婢女遵命 （走进幕后）

（以撒在父母答话中。活泼的跳跃着过到爸爸那边，边跳边说：）爸爸?我要去，我也跟你去，（以撒早就站在亚伯拉罕身边！拉着衣服唱着跳着）

亚伯拉罕向着幕后喊叫!

亚伯拉罕叫： 仆人!仆人?

二仆人幕后应声：来啦，来啦？立既上台出现!

亚伯拉^罕罕说： 今天 我和以撒往摩利亚山去拜耶和华我的神 我差你们二人往马栏里携³⁹³¹一匹驴和燔祭的柴来！和我们一同去摩利亚山去拜耶和华我们的神!

二仆人同声说： 仆人遵命。立即下台?

亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒

以撒说： 爸我在这里

亚伯拉罕说： 你进去拿饼和水来?

以撒说： 知道了！（进后台里去）

（二位仆人和驴上台出现！二人同声供手向主人说）、

二仆人说： 我主人啊?你所吩咐的驴和柴都备好了?

（以撒连接上台出现）

以撒说： 爸饼和水也备好了!以撒把一袋一袋分给仆人?

亚伯拉罕说： 好!马上出发、

（仆人带着驴向前走着!以撒活泼地跳着向前走!）

（幕后音乐耶和华祝福满满）

（亚伯拉罕拿着刀与火石 关了大门,欢欢喜喜的唱着哈利路亚往前走）

（众人在台上转了两圈?向西边落台闭幕）

第二幕：陈设山石树林水泉

布好景致!幕后凑乐耶和华祝祝福满满。借着着凑乐的声音开幕!众人在东边照着以前的次序一个一个地上台来，以撒还是活泼的边走边跳边吃边唱跟随着仆人往前走、众人在台上走了两圈、随着美丽的歌声 正走着仆人用手起来的姿势向前望去以后二仆人同声说供手

二位仆人说：我主亚伯拉罕 前面摩利亚山到了,亚伯拉罕也用望去?

亚伯拉罕说：好。到了!到了?

亚伯拉罕说：仆人们 你你们两人和驴在山脚下等我们？我和我儿子以撒两人上山去拜耶和华神。我们拜一拜就回来和你们一同回家!

二位仆人供手同声说：我主 仆人遵命?二人就把柴卸下给以撒背!（（仆人和驴下台）,

亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒!我们上山去敬拜耶和华我们的神，

以撒说： 爸？儿子遵命？（说后,以撒背着柴二人一步一步向山上走去!二人在在台上走了一圈,以撒问父亲）

以撒说： 爸！请看、火与柴都有了？爸,但燔祭8389的羊羔在哪里!

亚伯拉罕说： 哈?哈?我儿、耶和华自己预备好作7849燔祭的羊羔!(说了二人同行、到了一个地方？二人拿石头筑坛?把柴放在祭坛上摆好。)

亚伯拉罕说： 我儿以撒

以撒说： 爸!我在这里，

亚伯拉罕说： 我儿？愿神祝福你。你要顺服?伸出出你的手来，

以撒说： 我遵命顺服!说了就伸出手来。亚伯拉罕就捆绑他的儿子以撒 就放放在祭坛的柴上 亚伯拉罕伸手拿刀杀他的儿子。正好举起刀来！耶和华的使者从天上呼叫亚伯拉罕,说：：亚伯拉罕 亚伯拉罕！

亚伯拉罕说： 主啊,我在这里?（姿势亚伯拉罕立即放下刀!跪跪下举目望天 ）

使者说： 你不可在童子身上下、一点不可害他!现在我知道你是敬畏神了!因你没有将你的儿子 就是你独生的儿子留下不给我,

亚伯拉罕说： 啊们?（姿态态亚伯拉罕站起!解开以撒的绳索！二人站着、亚伯拉拉罕举目观看,望见有一只公羊两角扣在稠密的小小树中、）亚伯拉罕说：看哪、耶和华自己预备羊羔作燔祭、（立即走到幕后,取取了那只公羊来、二人一同把公羊劈劈开摆在柴上献为燔祭。代替以撒）

（耶和华的使者第二次又从天上呼叫亚伯拉罕?）

使者说： 亚伯拉罕 亚伯拉罕?（父子二人一同跪2769下举目望天，）

亚伯拉罕说：我在这里 （亚伯拉罕在使者说话。叫几个啊门?）

使者说： 耶和华说？你既行行了这事！不留下你的儿子?就是你独生儿子!我便指着自己起誓说说：论福。我必赐大福给你!论子孙 我必叫你的子孙多起来,如同天天上的星、海边的沙，并且地上万国都必因你的后裔得福。因为你听从了我的话。父子二8233人一同说：啊们？（亚伯拉罕教导儿子怎存敬畏的心？耶²⁹⁷⁷和华是我们有真有活的神?二人起来欢欢喜喜唱着哈利路亚下山？一步一7342步回到仆人那里,仆⁹⁵⁵⁸人带着驴在西边出场来迎接主人,）

二位仆人供手同声说：主亚伯拉罕!你们回来了。其中中以撒活泼地跳着叫小睛哥 小王哥。站在驴边,

亚伯拉罕说：好？我们回来了,我们一同回回家去 （前后台音乐节奏（耶和华是爱？）

凑毕行礼闭幕

谁有关于英语搞笑的小品，关于圣诞节的?还翻译…跪求啊^_^

请采纳我的问题

　1 一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指 但竟竟没有一个同学注意到。令她忿忿忿不平?到⁰³⁴³下午大家坐着谈天的时候、她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀。这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧、”2 女主人把女佣叫到面前问她3895：“你是否怀孕了!”“是啊?”女佣回道!“亏你还说得出口、你还没有结婚?⁰¹⁸²难道不觉得害羞吗!”女主人再次训？“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗！”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的 ”女主人生气地反驳！“我也是啊、”女佣高兴地附和？3，一个人人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风、一天天他酒后驾驶， 翻了！一头栽在路旁?警察6619赶到：警察甲：好严重的车祸，警察乙：是啊！脑袋都撞到后面去了!警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸?我们帮他把头转回来吧？警察乙：好.....一？二使劲!转回来了!警察甲：嗯 没有呼吸了.......4?在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸?所以常常有一些鬼故事发生 有一天晚上？有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩?身着白衣的女人向他招手！因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以以大胆的停下来让她上车了!这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼 心里也毛毛的、所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着！突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳！赶紧踩了一个刹车，只见那个女4446人满脸是血!表情狰狞？^司司机吓的牙直打颤?突然那4863女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊,我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5？一一个病人去看病?医生检查了他！皱着眉^头头说：“您病得太严重了、恐怕不4853会活多久了!” 病人：““求您告诉我我还能活多久，” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么?十年。 十个月、。,十天!!。、 ” 医生：“十,九。八,七 六?五……”6 老师：：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗。””学生：“能！他们都死了！”7!犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的、蚊子说：“护士，打针的？””蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐！我是中药局搓药丸的…”8！一非洲人住在某一宾馆?夜半、起火?不明原因!非洲人见状顾不了那么许多 光着身子子就跑出去了,消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀 都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑4749那么快,”9，一个人想出国考察、但必须得到老总批准。1173于是他向老总请示？老总给了他一张字条。上面写着：“Go ahead”! 那人想：“Go ahead=前进、老总是批准了。”于是8772他开始打点行李， 一个同事见到了他问：“你在6900做什啊、 ”他说：“我准备出国考察。老总批准了?给我写了‘Go ahead’?” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准?？咱³⁸⁰⁷老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这这是在说去个头。”10。牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言。叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下！”农夫将信将疑 他试着喊了一声感谢上帝？那匹马立刻飞^奔奔起来?越跑越快?一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”，果然 马停下来了！死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”

我打了很久,请采纳

1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"

I played for a long time, please

关于圣诞节的英语短剧剧本（3~5人）。大概⁹³³⁷初二水平就够了 PS:请放上中文翻译 拜托≥﹏≤

Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving. 

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. 

D: Life is so hard for me . Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. 

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. 

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”) 

D: Will you buy my hair? 

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK? 

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly. 

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars. 

D: Thank you. Bye. 

M: Bye. 

Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home. 

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy . 

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . ) 

J: You-----? 

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy. 

J: You’ve cut off your hair? 

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you. 

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, i